Disgusting story

Okay...so if you don't like grossness or if it's too early for you...don't read the following story:




Last night Evan would NOT go to sleep. He was crying and crying. We tried bottles, we tried Tylenol, we tried bananas (his favorite) at 9:30 at night. Everything. We would put him to sleep and he would scream and scream. As soon as you'd go into his room he'd stop and there would be no tears...so now the kid has learned how to fake cry. nice. Anyways, he did go to the Dr. yesterday because he ran a fever the night before. It seems that he either still has the ear infection or a new one has started to brew. So he started with a 14 day round of Omnicef antibiotics. So we thought he was in some serious pain with the way he was carrying on last night. Everytime we'd get him out of his room he would be soooo happy to sit and play. Okay, so at 10:00 last night I was laying in bed and Evan was sitting next to me. Bryan came in and we had a cute little family moment of playing with Evan and making him smile. And then...it happened....he grunted - it was a moment of pooping. Well, things carried on as normal, he was still smiling and playing. After a few minutes of this happiness and delight, Bryan decides to pick him up, change his diaper and send him to bed - one last time! As soon as he picked him up...I yelled "OH MY GOD! Poop!" And sure enough you could see poop seeping out his cozy, white pajamas on his back. We both go racing to the bedroom - assuming this is a two person job. Bryan got the pajamas off so we could see what we were dealing with. As I'm inspecting it - trying to figure out what in the hell he ate that would have turned into that...Bryan is saying, "Jennifer, JENNIFER!!!...help!" oh yeah...clean up. So he holds Evan in mid air while I'm trying to clean his back off so we can lay him on the changing pad. Once the new diaper is on, pajamas are on, I see Bryan using wipes to try and clean the poop out of the pajamas so I guess they could go in the washing machine (?). Oh no...let's just throw those things away. They were a poop blow out sacrifice. It needed to happen...I don't think any amount of stain remover or soaking were going to save those precious jammies. Evan was much better after that - apparently the 1 dose of antibiotics already did that to him - so I'm guessing the next 13 days are going to be really great! ugh!